Joke #3227Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed. Vote: Joke has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: cop  Similar jokesSee also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?" "Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He's in the Secret Service." Vote: Joke has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?" Vote: Joke has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break? Vote: Joke has 10.61 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: cop According to the police, if you hold your purse by the strap and under your arm, nothing will ever happen to you.... Unless your name happens to be Bruce. Vote: Joke has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it. Vote: Joke has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off." Vote: Joke has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop Q: Why did the picture end up in jail? Explanation: Pictures are often put into frames, the wood or metal box that goes around the picture with glass or plastic, to keep the picture safe. “To be framed” means to be blamed for doing something that you did not do. It could be a crime and you are framed when the evidence points to you and you did not do the crime. A person who is framed can end up in jail for a crime he or she did not commit. The premise of The A Team was a group that was framed for a crime they did not commit: About stflemingReader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru. This entry was posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke and tagged A Team, crime, ELL, English, ESL, framed, funny, humor, jail, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, Mr T, Picture, picture frame, reading, the picture, to be framed, writing. Bookmark the permalink. |
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