When is national pussy eating day

national eat p-ssy day is on june 24th. people celebrate by eating girls out.
forest: “i’m going to christina’s house tomorrow.”

emily: “to do what?”

forest: “imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s national eat p-ssy day!”

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