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 This thread is archived New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast About CommunityPeople tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone. We should teach crabs to read so they can learn how to speak. Maybe one day the crabs will be able to speak their thoughts and tell us how to help the human race. Also, if you don't like someone then you could have a crab go into their house and take notes and spy on them. Snakes are one of the many enemies to crabs. It is just the natural cycle. Teaching crabs to read can really improve the crab's well being as well as humans. But if we taught crabs to read then they could tell the snakes to stop being rude and then they wouldn't have an enemy to that species anymore. If we taught crabs to read that could prove that other sea creatures could learn how to read. Although crabs would be the most beneficial because they are sea and land creatures and they have dope pinchers. Mostly though, crabs are already kinda smart so why not make them smarter? If we taught crabs to read we could have them sit in classrooms and explain books to children. They could also help scientists learn more about their species and other species they interact with. Like dolphins and sharks. All in all, we should teach crabs to read because it would not only be beneficial to the species of crabs and humans, it would be pretty sick to have a crab that can read. Verb, 1. The action of teaching crabs how to read 2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate, Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes. Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies. The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356. Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind. << Inside the Ferry Building clock tower Some stupid things about macOS that I learned today >> 3 years ago Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously. Tags: banned words, corporations, mad science << Inside the Ferry Building clock tower Some stupid things about macOS that I learned today >> 4 Responses:
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