Deck the halls with gasoline lyrics

Tis the season to be naughty
Falalalalalalalala
Tell your father he is crummy
Falalalalalalalala
Break a window, pop a tire
Falalalalalalalala
Light your teachers pants on fire
Falalalalalalalala
Deck the halls with gasoline
Falalalalalalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
Falalalalalalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Falalalalalalalala
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Falalalalalalalala!

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Deck the halls with gasoline.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Light a match and watch 'em scream.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Watch the school burn down to ashes.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Aren't you glad you play with matches?
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

See the blazing school before us.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
It can no more longer bore us.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
And the teachers, they're all crying.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
While the school is burnt and dying.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

There's no more school, to home we go.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
They're gonna build the school back up slow.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Next year we step onto the next scene.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
You bring the matches and I bring the gasoline.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Parody Song Title:

"Deck The Halls (With Gasoline)"

The Lyrics

Deck the halls with gasoline.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Light a match & watch it gleam.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school is down in ashes.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Deck the halls with dynamite.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Press the plunger, see the lights.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school's a bunch of rubble.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you stirred up trouble?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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